Today I got out of the shower and realized that I've gained a few. It's on the brink of hideous. What did I do to inherit short legs. I feel a little comforted that Vanessa Ann Hudgens has short legs too but still...  an Irish Setter will always look as elegant as a Dachshund.

So I did a quick recap of what I've been consuming lately.
Char Kway Teow. KFC. Caramel frapps. Chicken rice. Fries. Cinnamon sugar pretzels. Thai curry. Ice-cream. Milk tea.

I feel hungry just thinking about them.
Nonononononono I muz stop. Stop eating stop eating junk food.

This is what it's like if you hate to exercise. And have unfortunate body proportions.