5 months into the relationship and you're already calling him your... HUBBY?
I don't know whether to be embarrassed/sad/annoyed.
Puhleaze. For the sake of the other women out there who actually have A FRIGGIN BACKBONE. Don't call anyone your "hubby" unless you have the ring to prove it aight?

Don't know why I'm mega ultra agitated by this. Probably because I didn't really like the girl mentioned above to start with. And probably because I've recently found out that she has the same lipstick (brand, color everything) as me. And it's my fav.
Yes, this is how petty us women can be. BUT SHE HAS MY FAV LIPSTICK WTF.
T~T

Why am I still PMS-ing.

Anyway.

First day of Sem 2 was really lame. I was 15 minutes late for the first lecture and by the time I got to the theatre halls everyone were out. Then it was wasting about 2 hours in the canteen till the next lecture (Basic Microbiology). I was so pumped because I thought it was gonna be another short introduction to the course but it turned out to be an hour "short".
I fell asleep twice. First (proper) lecture and I'm already sleeping in class. Not a good sign at all.

So we learnt about bacteria and all the fucked up names that they have. I think the scientists who discovered bacteria wanted to leave behind their legacy of how awesomely smart they are, so they all purposely gave the bacteria/ microbes the longest most retarded sounding names ever. And they're all in heaven/hell/hades laughing at us fumbling over the names.

Oh btw: did you know that the word Fungi is not pronounced as fun-guy? It's supposed to be pronounced as fun-jee. Yeah so technically the mushroom-fun guy joke isn't valid.

Whittaker (biologist who discovered fungi): It's fun-jee you morons! Fun-jee! LMFAO these kids are so dumb right now there is no more hope in humanity!
Us (to people we deem dumber): Huh? WTH is fun-jie? It's pronounced as fun-guy idiot! Hahaha, fun-jie!

So that is my theory on "scientific" names.

And and, everyone agrees that the largest living thing on Earth is the Blue Whale right?
Wrong.
Apparently, this is:  Armillaria ostoyae
Y'know when the lecturer gave the dramatic pause before she revealed the answer, some smart-ass behind me said "water". HAHAHAHA! Ya damn right water is the largest living thing on Earth.
Noobs.

Good thing about the first week of school is that there are no tutorial/lab classes. And although my timetable sucks, this week kinda made up for it because I have no school tomorrow. How awesome. So I'll be studying with EunG at GWC tmw heehee! So excited to show her the toilets ^.^

<3 Im out yoz yay no more depressing entries.